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Sports Joke
Q. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile Toe
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Wink, I'll do the rest!
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Miscellaneous Joke
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar. He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculas!' and orders a mug of beer. He gets a pitcher of beer and asks the bartender, 'man, I heard that things are big down here in Texasm but this is ridiculas!' and goes about drinking his beer. He orders another and he gets really pissed drunk. Well, not too long later, he has to go to the bathroom really, really bad so he asks the bartender, 'Where is your washroom???' The bartender says, down the hall, second door on the right. 'So the man climbs off the stool and stumbles down the hall and enters the second door to the left and falls in this huge swimming pool. The man is struggling to stay afloat and screams 'DON'T FLUSH IT!!!
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.
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Joke for Dummies
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually. Liz: But I'm the examiner!
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Law Joke
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
'It ain't so bad,' one crook noted. 'We got $25 between us. '
The boss screamed: 'I warned you to stay clear of lawyers -- we had $100 when we broke in!'
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Money Joke
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
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Free Adult Joke
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. 'Where do you live?' asked the operator. Bubba replied, 'At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. ' The operator asked, 'Can you spell that for me?'There was a long pause and finally Bubba said. . . 'How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?'
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