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College Humor
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. 'There might be some matches in the top drawer, ' she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously. 'No, silly, ' she replied, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend then?' he asked. 'No, not at all, ' she said, nibbling away at his ear. 'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the operation. '
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Naughty Joke
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband 'Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?''Yes, she's dead to!''Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?''Yes, she's dead to!'
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Naughty Joke
'Darling, ' she whispered after they had finished making love, 'Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?'He considered this for a moment, and then replied, 'I think so. I've always been especially fond of married women. '
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Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Joke for Speeches
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. 'Black pepper, or white pepper?' asked the concierge. 'Toilette pepper!'
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Short Stupid Joke
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!
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In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out of tune.
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