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Archive of funny 60th birthday presents and other funny jokes |
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Old age Joke
A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, 'Please, is there a doctor in the house?!' Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, 'Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?'
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Law Enforcement Joke
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. 'They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator, ' she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. 'Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake. '
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Horse Joke
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an ass hole.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.
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Dumb People Joke
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over. He goes up to the counter and says, 'Banana Split, please. 'The lady at the counter replies, 'Crushed nuts?'The old man says, 'No, Arthritis!'
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. 'Why not, ' asks the golf club. 'You'll be driving later, ' replies the bartender.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
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