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Bar Joke - 2
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, 'Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?' The other replies, 'Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him. ' So that night he did and God replied, 'You are what you are. ' The next day he said to the other zebra, 'I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are. ' The second zebra responds, 'You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is. '
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Business Joke
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. 'You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution, ' screamed the terrorist leader, 'and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?'The Englishman spoke first. 'Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing 'God Save The Queen' to all you men. ''That can be arranged, ' said the terrorist. The Frenchman said, 'And I want to honor my country before I die by singing 'The Marseilles' to your men. 'The Japanese said, 'Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management. 'The terrorist turned finally to the American. 'What is your last request?'The American replied, 'I want you to kill me right now so I don't have to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management!'
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Hair and bald Joke
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
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Easy to Remember Joke
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
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Dog Joke - 2
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Funny Kids Joke
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !
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Election Joke
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Former US President Bill Clinton?
1% said, 'No'
2% said, 'Yes'
97% said, 'Never Again'
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