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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
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Politics Humor
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants, and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis. So the next day he goes to his physician and the doctorsays, 'I cant figure out what it is. So I'll give you some medicine, and if it doesn't work, come back. Ill give yousomething else. ' So clinton takes the perscription and takes the pills as directed and comes back in 2 weeks. The physician then hands him a different prescription and he comes back in3 weeks this time. Then, instead of giving him a prescriptionhe gives him a small tube-like capsule. The doctor says, 'Rub this around the offending circle and come back tomorrow. Clinton returns the next day and starts shouting, 'Wow! That stuff wasterriffic doc! What was thast concoction? It worked great!'The docter then calmly replied; Lipstick remover. Sent by Bradley
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Dieting Joke
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Ethnical Joke
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, 'Those ones were pointed on the wrong end. ' The buddy gets exasperated and says 'You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!'
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Blonde Joke - 1
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in. The third time she comes out, the man asks her, 'Excuse me, is there a problem?' The blonde replies, 'Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!'
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Best Joke
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter. . . He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test. 'What is The Son Of God's name?' he asks. She thinks for a minute, rubbing her chin in deep thought. 'Andy!' She bursts out with a gleaming smile. 'No, I'm sorry that is incorrect, what made you say that?' he asks. She starts singing. . . 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, andy tells me. . . '
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak
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School Joke for Kids
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, 'Just what the hell you are doing?!''Well, ' said the guy, 'you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!''That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!' the guy replied. 'I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?'
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