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Business Joke
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work = Power * Time
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
Work = Knowledge * Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge decreases, Money increases, regardless of how much Work is done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard's math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of his career to the pursuit of ignorance.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Snowman Joke
What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !
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School Joke for Kids
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee's game. The row behind them is filed with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and wispers something into the Presidents's ear. Mr. Clinton pauses then grabs Hilary by the scuff of the neck and heaves her over the railing! She falls 10 feet to the dugout, kicking and screaming obcenities. The President shakes hands with those near him, getting 'high fives'. The Secret Service Agent leans over again and whispers, ' Mr. President, I said, - 'They want you to throw out the 'FIRST PITCH!'
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Dog Joke - 2
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
He wanted a dog they could all pet at once!
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Sporting Joke
Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf course? Just in case he got a hole in one
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Joke for Halloween
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the dish before him. The peanut proceeds to talk, 'hey there buddy, ' it hollers, 'you're looking mighty fine tonight!'The guy can't believe what he is seeing. 'This sure is some strong beer!' He thinks to himself before getting up to go to the toilet. On his way back to the bar, the guy walks past a cigarette machine which appears to speak , 'hey asshole, go screw yourself!' it yells. The guy can't believe it and decides to ask the bartender what's going on. 'Hey bartender, I swear to god that one of those peanuts over there just started a conversation with me and on the way back from the men's room, your cigarette machine just swore at me. 'Let me explain, ' replies the bartender 'the peanuts are complimentary and the cigarette machine is out of order. '
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with 'Once upon a time. . . '. A black one starts off with 'Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit. . . '
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