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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funny 40th birthday messages and other funny jokes |
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Music Joke
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!
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Blind Joke
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
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Rabbit Joke
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.
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Dead and dying Joke
A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, 'Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?' But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. He says, 'Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So. . . I switched the heads. '
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Sport Joke
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie . . . Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
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History Joke
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
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