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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read:'You will gain admiration from your pears. 'Comice? Bartlett? Canned? I don't grow or eat them, anyway.
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Monster Joke
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
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Divorce Joke
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, 'Who the hell was that?' 'Oh, ' replies the husband, 'she's my mistress. ' 'Well, That's the last straw, ' says the wife. 'I've had enough, I want a divorce. ' 'I can understand that, ' replies her husband, 'but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours. ' Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. 'Who's that woman with Jim? ' asks the wife. 'That's his mistress, ' says her husband. 'Ours is prettier, ' she replies.
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Computer Joke
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads
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Dirty Joke
A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: 'haven't you ever done anything crazy and wild in your life' and the old man said 'yah, I have, I once made it with a peacock and I was wondering if your my son'
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
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Romance Joke
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, 'Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!' He comes in, takes a look, and says, 'Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits. '
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