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Joke for Kids
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
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School Joke
Physics Teacher: 'Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?'
Student: 'Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything
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Marriage Joke
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside.
His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, 'You're beautiful. '
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep.
Later, her husband woke up and said, 'You're cute. '
Startled, she asked him, 'What happened to 'beautiful?''
'The drugs are wearing off,' he replied.
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Love and Marriage Joke
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, 'I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through. ' So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley said, 'Who are you??' Mrs. Riley replied, 'I am the devil!' With that, Riley shook her hand and said, 'Glad to meet ya, I'm married to your sister. '
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Teeth Joke
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
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Computers Joke
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates. . . INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forgetsome ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top ofyour list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive '823
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Celebrities Joke
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith. Sent by Marisa
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