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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funky weird maker and other funny jokes |
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Parent Joke
Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.
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Christmas Joke - 1
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
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Humorous Joke
What is an archaeologist ? Someone Who's career is in ruins !
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Animal Joke
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk. 5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King. 6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot. 7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you. 8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den. 9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit. 10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
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Ouch Joke
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. 'Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?''No thanks, ' she said sweetly. 'I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning. '
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Kids Puns
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. When it was time for cross-examination though, the husband's lawyer arose and said, 'Isn't it true that on the night of June '12
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !
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