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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Romance Joke
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their wedding nite. He watched for a while as she spread three different kinds of creams and then a white foam in preparation for their love making. She finally announced that she was ready. The man then asked if she still had that string of pearls necklace that he admired so much. She replied, 'Well, yes darling, I do. But what in the world would you need it for at a time like this ? He looked again at all her 'preparations' and replied, 'Ain't no way I'm gonna try to go into a mess like that without chains. '
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Why do they call it a bumper if your not going to use it?
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Weather Joke
How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !
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Mom Joke
Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring. 'There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice,' said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. 'Every summer, she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every winter, we spend a week at Delray Beach. '
'That's nothing compared to what my Anna does for me,' declared Mrs. Jones proudly. 'Every winter, she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and in the summer, two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house. '
Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. 'Nobody loves her mother like my Jackie does. Nobody. '
'So what does she do?' asked the two women, turning to her.
'Three times a week, she gets into a cab, goes to the best psychiatrist in the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty dollars an
hour - just to talk about me!'
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Funny Joke Online
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!
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Dirty Joke
Q. What do you call '1
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Travel Humor
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia. Sent by maria
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Love and Marriage Joke
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.
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