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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Pig Joke
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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Mental health Joke
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, 'You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly. ' On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, 'Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?' 'Yes, ' the boy's mother answered. 'And how is your son now?' the psychiatrist asked. 'Who cares?' the mother replied.
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Aviation Joke
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, 'If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?' Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, 'The rest of your life. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes, 'MOOOOOOOOOO!'
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School Joke
I'm not going to school today, ' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me. ' 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal. '
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Easter Joke
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
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Bible Joke
Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second.
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Sport Joke
Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!
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