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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun with phonics and other funny jokes |
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Law Joke
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Strange Humor
What is chemistry's greatest achievement . . . . . . Artificial blondes!
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Snowman Joke
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
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Ethnic Joke - 1
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:'It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say'Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say 'It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?'In Poland they say Its 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?'
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Worlds Best Joke
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Great Joke
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, 'I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!' 'That's right!' shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. 'I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!' 'That's right!' shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, little johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. 'Is it wine?' she asked. 'No, ' little johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. 'Is it champagne?' she asked. 'No, ' he answered. Finally, the teacher said, 'I give up. What is it?'Little johnny replied, 'A puppy!'
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
If you were in Rapunzel's tower during the night, what would be the furthest thing that you could see?
The curtains . . . she keeps them closed at night!
What's purple and screams from the top of a tower?
A damson in distress!
Why did Rapunzel live at the top of the tower?
Because she was afraid of depths!
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Men Joke
Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
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