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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Money Joke
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: 'Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979. ' 'You mean a brand-new Cadillac?' she asked eagerly. 'No, ' said the husband, 'a 1979 Cadillac. '
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Military Joke
Q: How many U. S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Burger Joke
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!
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Music Joke
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.
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Insect Joke
Why did the fly fly ?
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Joke Online
If Radio Shack made toasters. . . The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. You would be able to buy all the parts to buildyour own toaster.
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Office Humor
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: 'How many times have you cheated on your wife?' The first one answers 'Never!' St. Peter checks the books, discovers the man is correct and gives him a Rolls-Royce to drive during his stay in heaven. The second man answers 'Oh, about 25-30 times. ' He is given a Ford Pinto and sent on his way. The third man answers 'Maybe 400-500 times' and is assigned a bicycle. A few months later, the three meet up and the Pinto driver, and the bicycle rider notice the Rolls-Royce man has a long drawn-out sad look on his face. Puzzled, the other two query him as to 'why the sad face?'. Mr. Rolls just looked at them and said, 'I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!'
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, 'How do these represent Christmas?' 'They're Carol's. '
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