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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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American Joke
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things. '
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
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Car and train Joke
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.
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Divorce Joke
Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent 'housekeepers'. Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.
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Bar Joke - 2
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says 'Is this a joke?'
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog is the smartest?
A great brain!
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At Work Joke
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by thenext Monday. 'Downsizing. 'He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and itdoesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying tofigure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jillstanding at the water cooler. He says to himself, 'Okay it's going to beone of them. 'He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does. Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He'sin a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have tothink about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack andJill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye. 'Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everythingokay?'He looks at her and says 'To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. Ican't decide if I should lay you or Jack off. 'And she looks at him and says 'Well I have to catch a bus, so i suggestyou jack off.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway. The brunette keeps saying, ''88
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