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Marriage Joke
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: 'Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend. ' Second Guy: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool. ' Third Guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her. ' They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth Guy: 'I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday. '
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Doctor Joke
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. 'What seems to be the problem?' the doctor asked. 'Well, I, uh, ' she stammered. 'I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac. ''I see, ' he said. 'I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour. ''That's not bad, ' she replied. 'How much for all night?'
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Elephant Joke
What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. January '12
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Clean Humor
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town . . . or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell. . . . BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me. . . (and then took it all away).
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Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A Rock
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie . . . Barbie with Joker grin and white face
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Silliest Joke
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed. , January '8
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