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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny College Joke
Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Dirty Joke
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
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Clinton Joke
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, 'Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today. ' She smirked and replied, 'No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear. . .
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Fishing Joke
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by. 'What are ye doing?' asked O'Bannon. 'Fishin
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School Joke
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Weirdest Joke
Men are just like a Dog. . . here's proof!1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both are threatened by their own kind. 4. Both like to chew wood. 5. Both mark their territory. 6. Both are bad at asking you questions. 7. Neither tells you what's bothering them. 8. Both tend to smell riper with age. 9. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. 10. Neither does any dishes. 11. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. 12. Both like dominance games. 13. Both are suspicious of the postman. 14. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. 15. Neither understands what you see in cats.
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