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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Naughty Joke
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatthere is something good to eat in betweenThanksgiving and Christmas.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Honk if you love Rush.
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who's there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Adelia! Adelia who? Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!
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Romance Joke
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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Various animal Joke
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!
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Ghost Joke
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
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Business Joke
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. 'Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve, ' he said. Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, 'Blame your predecessor. ' The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street -- responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product pro blems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, 'Reorganize. ' This he did, and the company quickly rebounded. After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, 'Prepare three envelopes. '
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Relationships Joke
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, 'Will you buy booze?'The bum said, 'No. 'The man asked, 'Will you gamble it away?'The bum said, 'No. 'Then the man asked, 'Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?'
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