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Dumb Men Joke
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15. 00 Round of drinks: $23. 00 Table dance: $30. 00 Another round of drinks: $23. 00 Couch dance and tips: $50. 00 A round of shots: $34. 00 A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125. 00 Private dance in your hotel room: $300. 00 Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain: PricelessFor everthing else. . . . There's MasterCard
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At Work Joke
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made 'Tickle me Elmo dolls'. It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes. On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed that she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls. The boss could not control his laughter and said, 'Lady, I said to give each doll Two----Test----Tickles. '
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Travel Joke
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!
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Top 100 Joke
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:'Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wear because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she had paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?'
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Police Joke
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. 'What are those knives doing in your car?' asked the officer. 'I juggle them in my act. ' 'Oh yeah?' says the cop. 'Let's see you do it. ' So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, 'Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!'
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Mental health Joke
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
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Comedy Joke
What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
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Fun Funny Joke
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
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