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Horse Joke
Horse Terms:
Auction: A popular social gathering where you can change your horse from a liability into an asset.
Colic: Gastrointestinal result of eating at horse-show food stands.
Colt: What your mare gives you when you want a filly.
Endurance ride: End result when your horse spooks and runs away with you.
Feed: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure.
Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse something to chew on.
Grooming: Fine art of removing dirt from your horse's body and applying it to your own.
Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners.
Lungeing: Popular training method in which a horse exercises his owner by spinning him in circles until dizzy.
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Computer Joke
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: 'Life is like a box of chocolates. . . ' (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
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Snake Joke
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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Naughty Joke
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: 'Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight, ''Get off my back, dear!' she replies
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Village Idiot Joke
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So theelephant says, 'Help me, help me. ' But the ant refuses unless theelephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her. Replies the elephant, 'Anything! Anything!'So, out comes the thorn and up gets the ant and proceeds to enjoyhimself. Meanwhile, in a tree directly above them, a monkey, whowitnessed the whole episode, was in knots of laughter. Consequentlyhe fell out of the tree on top of the elephant. Says the elephant: 'Ouch!'Says the ant, in his own little frenzy: 'Suffer BITCH, SUFFER!!!'
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Bumper Stickers - 6
No glove no love.
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Political Joke
Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is 'Deck the Halls. ' Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. ' Republican's favorite Christmas carol is 'White Christmas. ' Young Republicans' favorite Christmas carol is 'White Christmas. '
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Simple Joke
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. ) 532. 35 cm3 gluten2. ) 4. 9 cm3 NaHCO33. ) 4. 9 cm3 refined halite4. ) 236. 6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5. ) 177. 45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116. ) 177. 45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117. ) 4. 9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde8. ) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein9. ) 473. 2 cm3 theobroma cacao10. ) 236. 6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #'2
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