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Space Joke
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !
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Cowboy Joke
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. 'When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral, ' Joe began. 'You mean the parking lot, ' interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. 'I walked up the trail to the door, ' Joe continued. 'The sidewalk to the door, ' Charlie corrected him. 'Inside the door, I was met by this dude, ' Joe went on. 'That would be the usher, ' Charlie explained. 'Well, the usher led me down the chute, ' Joe said. 'You mean the aisle, ' Charlie said. 'Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there, ' Joe continued. 'Pew, ' Charlie retorted. 'Yeah, ' recalled Joe. 'That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her. '
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Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
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Baby Joke
Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
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Simple Joke
'I'm fed up with your jealousy, ' the furious wife told her husband. 'Do you think I don't realize you're having me followed by a detective who's tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?'
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Love and Marriage Joke
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.
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Business Joke
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $'50
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
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