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Book title Joke
The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge
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Dumb Men Joke
Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable
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Celebrities Joke
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: 'God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white. 'To which the child responded, 'Well, then is God Michael Jackson?'
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Great Joke
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said 'Now, son. . . that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home. ''I promise not to mention his ears at all' said Little Johnny. At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said 'Oh What a Beautiful little baby'. The mother said 'Thank you very much, Little Johnny. ' He then said, 'this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why. . . just look at his pretty little eyes. . . . Did his doctor say that he can see good?' The Mother said 'why, yes Johnny. . . his doctor said he has 20/20 vision. Little Johnny said 'well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!
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Various animal Joke
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said 'Whatever shall we do?' 'Let us spray!' replied the other.
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Stand Up Joke
My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps writing in her diary!
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Fishing Joke
What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish
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Strange Humor
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets on the train and is seated next to a business man. He asks the man, 'Are you Jewish?' The man says, 'No. ' Joe apologizes. Ten minutes later, he asks, 'You wouldn't happen to be Jewish would you?' The man replies, 'No!' Joe immediately apologizes. Five minutes later he says, ' Can I ask you a personal question. . . . are you Jewish?' He shots, 'NO!' Joe continueslike this for the next four hours. When the train stops, the man runs away. When he gets to the hotel, he realizes there is someone next to him. It is Joe. Joe asks, Say, are you Jewish?' The man is so fed up that he says, 'Yes. ' Joe says, 'That's funny. . . you don't look Jewish at all!'
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