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Friendship Joke
The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled and said 'Easy sweetheart, you're dead now ya know. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
'You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. '
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Women Joke
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered her. 'Well, he had $'10
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Joke for Speeches
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
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Cop Joke
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0. 0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy. '
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Miscellaneous Joke
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, 'When you are in your casket and friends and family aremourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?The first guy says, 'I would like to hear them say that I was a greatdoctor of my time, and a great family man. 'The second guy says, 'I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husbandand school teacher which made a huge difference in our children oftomorrow. 'The last guy replies, 'I would like to hear them say. . . . . . LOOK, HE'SMOVING!!!!!'
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Religion Joke
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth was named. How did he become known as the Messiah, or Christ. One of the scholars argued that the name was a Greek corruption of Aramaic, and purists and fundamentalists ought to use the name Joshua. Another argued that Joshua was Hebrew, not Aramaic, to which a third argued that Hebrew should be used because Jesus was said to be the King of the Jews. The debate went on and on and became more and more sophisticated and obtuse. Finally, an old man known for his wisdom intervened. He informed the group that he knew how Jesus was named. When Jesus was born, a star shown in the sky, and three wise men from the East travelled to Bethlehem. They had travelled for days, suffered great deprivation, and when they finally got to Bethlehem got lost trying to find the manger. Finally, after much ado, and in rather foul moods, they reached the manger and entered the stall. As one of them came through the door, he tripped on the door sill, and fell into the wall hitting his head. 'Jesus Christ!' he screamed, andthat is how the baby was named.
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Romance Joke
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: 'Quick! My husband is back!'Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: 'Shit! But I am the husband!'Sent by Ser
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