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Christmas Joke - 2
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
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Marriage Joke
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. 'The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!' An old granny overheard and spoke up, 'Honey, if That's all you want, get a TV!'
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Horse Joke
Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
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School Joke
Dad, can you write in the dark? 'I think so. What is it you want me to write?' 'Your name on this report card. '
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
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Funny College Joke
YO mamma is so fat. . . she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
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Naughty Joke
A guy says, 'I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women. ''Yeah what happened?' asked his friend. The first guy replies, 'Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle. '
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