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Hunting Joke
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read 'BEAR LEFT' so they went home.
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Dinosaur Joke
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
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Practical Joke
R. A. P. :RetardsAttemptingPoetry
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: 'Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!'
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says 'Darn, I can't get in the car!' The other blond replies, 'keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down'.
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American Joke
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress 'I want a cup of coffee without cream. ' The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says 'I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?'
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Joke Online
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. I'm a virgo and he's an asshole!
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Aardvark Joke
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
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