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Archive of fun things to do in liverpool and other funny jokes |
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For Next August Blind Bishop Appointed To See Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip L. A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al. Diaper Market Bottoms Out Croupiers On Strike--Management: 'No Big Deal' Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest
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College Humor
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the hormonica!
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Men Joke
A guy says, 'I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women. ''Yeah what happened?' asked the other. The first guy replies, 'Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle. '
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Assorted Joke
WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
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Spoof Joke
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all dishevelled and he looks. . . well, 'needy'. 'Can I help you?' the Madam asks. 'I want Natalie', the old man replies. 'Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps someone else. . . ?''No. I want Natalie. 'Just then, Natalie appears and tells the old man that she charges $ '1
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Music Joke
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).
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