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At Work Joke
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.
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Various animal Joke
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
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Totally Strange Humor
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore. So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. 'Hello Ms. , could you please come in here and fix my clock'. Of course, she innocently agreed. She walked into the office, and looked around. 'Where's the clock sir?', she asked. Suddenly, the president stood up and dropped his pants. 'That's not a clock Mr. Clinton !', she exclaimed. 'It will be', he replied, 'Once you put two hands and a face on it !'.
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Christmas Joke - 1
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
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Bird Joke
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
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Romance Joke
An English professor wrote the words, 'woman without her man is a savage' on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is a savage. 'The women wrote: 'Woman: Without her, man is a savage. '
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Marriage Joke
One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs up in the air.
She asked, 'Daddy, Daddy, why are Muffles legs in the air?'
Thinking quickly, her dad replied, 'This way Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven easier. '
The next day when Susie's dad came home, she ran up to him and said, 'Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today. '
Flustered, her father said, 'Honey, what happened?'
'Well, Mommy's legs were up in the air and she was screaming 'Oh Jesus, I'm coming, I'm coming' and if it wasn't for the milkman holding her down she would have been a gonner. '
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Legal Humor
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions. Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for. Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.
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