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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun teenage quizzes and other funny jokes |
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Space Joke
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
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Strange Humor
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and using each letter only once) into:TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNSCoincidence? I think not!
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Pig Joke
There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, 'This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!' The farmer looked puzzled and replied, 'What's
time to a pig?'
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Hang up and drive.
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Redneck Joke
You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her. Knock, knock.
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Children Joke
You boy !' called a policeman. ' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters. . . . . . ' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'
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Book title Joke
Modern Haircuts by Sean Head
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