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Bumper Stickers - 6
Please! do not feed the ego!
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Kids Puns
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs 'his' name under 'cause of death!'
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School Joke
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!
The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it
A history joke
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut!
How did the boy feel after being caned?
Absolutely whacked!
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Miscellaneous Joke
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye goes into a bar. The sailor sitting next to him says, 'You're really in bad shape. What happened to your leg?' 'I fell overboard, ' says the Captain, 'and before my mates could pull me aboard, a shark bit it off. ' 'Terrible, ' says the sailor. 'And what happened to your hand?' 'We attacked a man-o'-war, ' says the Captain, 'and one of the attackees chopped it off with a saber. ' 'Awful, ' says the sailor. 'And how did you lose your eye?' 'Seagull droppings, ' says the Captain. 'Amazing, ' says the sailor. 'I didn't know seagull droppings could put your eye out. ' 'Can't, ' says the Captain. 'But it was my first day with the hook. '
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Restaurant Joke
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? 'Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up. '
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Men Joke
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D. C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE: Notice of increase of tax payment Form 1040 - P The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts. Accordingly, as of April '1
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Aviation Joke
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing'747
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, 'You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!'
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