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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Simple Joke
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
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Joke for Speeches
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. 'Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit, ' he says to the doctor. 'Okay, ' says the medic, 'let me see your sex organs. 'So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.
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Law Joke
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the judge's orders, and their tempers grew hot. Finally, frustrated with another repetition of arguments he had heard many times before, the judge pointed to his ear and said, 'Counselor, you should be aware that at this point, what you are saying is just going in one ear and out the other. '
'Your honor,' replied the lawyer, 'That goes without saying. What is there to prevent it?'
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Lawyer Joke
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
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Animal Joke
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
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Redneck Joke
Q: What's the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
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If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it's the '90's!, he'd beCat Doggy Dogg. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy DoggPooh. How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou. If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him tomarry Kenny G. , he'd be G. Ghali G. Nog (Quark's brother on 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine') has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare. If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King. If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married GregoryPeck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back inshow business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married MartinShort, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could allnod understandingly when we heard, 'Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky ShortGuy. '
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Q. How do men define a '50/50' relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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