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Idiot and fool Joke
Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn't you stay? Parley: I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program, 'Two Years Later. '
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Book title Joke
The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune
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At Work Joke
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, 'You wanna see wheremy husband put his hand last night?' He sighs and says, 'Look, lady, I got a tough day's work aheadof me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?'
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Redneck Joke
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Gorilla Joke
What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!
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Election Joke
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called 'the George Bush Watch' and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says--'you are suppose to read his lips'.
He then looks at a watch called the 'Ross Perot Watch' and notices that it isn't running - the sales clerk tells him 'it runs, it doesn't run, it runs, it doesn't run . . . '
He then notices a watch called the 'Bill Clinton Watch' and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies '$19. 95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax . . . '
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Kids Puns
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: alone.
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