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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Blow your nose, your horn works fine.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. 'S'cuse me, ' said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had done. 'What was that all about?' 'Nothing, ' said the Irishman, 'my wife sent me out for a jar of olives. '
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Space Joke
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
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School Joke
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. 'In English,' he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative. '
A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right. '
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Strange Humor
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over '75
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Father Joke
1. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have
2. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
3. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
4. If you celebrate when you find a quarter
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Music Joke
Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
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