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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Fun Joke
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: 'Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?' The father replies: 'Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $'500
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Hair and bald Joke
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. 'Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse'. 'Ssh!' hisses the other, 'It's not till next week'.
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Monster Joke
Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.
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Bus Joke
What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!
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Medical Joke
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, 'Used regularly, ' he explained, 'pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!''Now wait a minute, professor, ' interrupted a student. 'Castration?That's absurd!''Yes young man, it's sadly true, ' replied the professor smugly. 'Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!'
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Funny Joke Online
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks 'What do two plus two equal?' The mathematician replies 'Four. ' The interviewer asks 'Four, exactly?' The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says 'Yes, four, exactly. ' Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question 'What do two plus two equal?' The accountant says 'On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four. ' Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question 'What do two plus two equal?' The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says 'What do you want it to equal?'
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Blonde Joke - 1
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. 'That won't work, ' countered the woman. 'I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt. '
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