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Strange Humor
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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I love my job. . . shoot me now!
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Heaven and hell Joke
So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, 'You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk
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Sports Joke
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening.
He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. 'Bob is that you?' Earl asked. 'Of course it me,' Bob replied. 'This is unbelievable!' Earl exclaimed. 'So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?' 'Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?' 'Tell me the good news first. ' 'Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl. ' 'Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?' 'You're pitching tomorrow night. '
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Rabbit Joke
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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Joke for Halloween
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says 'Why do you ask?'The 1st one replies: 'I just bit my lip!'
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Letter Joke
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
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Children Joke
Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.
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