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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Animal World
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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Weirdest Joke
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
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Cow Joke
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. 'Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!' the farmer answered.
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Computers Joke
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.
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Pig Joke
Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
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College Humor
What's the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex? She moves.
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