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Apple Joke
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !
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Father Joke
A history joke
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this af
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Cow Joke
What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
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Fun Funny Joke
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. 'C'mon, tell me, ' she asked for the thousandth time, 'how many women have you slept with?' 'Baby, ' he protested, 'if I told you, you'd throw a fit'. Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. 'Okay, ' he said, 'One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, '11
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Space Joke
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
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Ethnical Joke
This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They're still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept three defective parts per '10
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Short Joke
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if. . . . . . . . Tech Support calls 'You' for help. . . . . . Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL. . . . . You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. . . . . . You keep begging your friends to get an account so 'we can hang out'. . . . . you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's. . . . . you've ever typed 'drinking on AOL is better than drinking alone'. . . . . you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. . . . . you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences. . . . . you begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing. . . . . when someone says 'What did you say?' you reply 'Scroll up!'. . . . . you sneak away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep. . . . . . you know more about your AOL friends daily routines than you do your own family's. . . . . . you lie to others about your time on-line and when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook. . . . . you have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own. . . . . you would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night on-line). . . . . you're broke, your modem burns out and you go out onto the streets to sell your body to get a new one. . . . . you marry your cyberboyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room. . . . . you type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time. . . . . you won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved. . . . you sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists. . . . you look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy. . . . you have withdrawls if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. . . . you use AOL lingo in everyday life (if you still have one. . . hehehe). . . . your buddy list has over 100 people on it. . . . you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee. . . . you wait 6 hours online for a certain 'special' person to sign on. . . . you don't know where the time has gone. . . . you end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil. . . . . your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had. . . . you get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead. . . . you don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo. . . . when you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs or ***Kisses***. . . . you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme. . . . your voicemail/answering machine message is 'BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL'. . . . you type faster than you think. . . . being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult. . . you are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say 'BRB' or 'BBL'. . . . you spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a room. . . you've gone into an unstaffed tech support room and given tech support to other AOLers. . . . you have to be pryed from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life. . . you meet people from AOL in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name. . . your last sexual experience was really just a 'textual' experience
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Sleep well Mum.
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