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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Spiked Humor
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. Long distance companies don't call you to switch. You give blood everyday. . just for the orange juice. McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments. American Express calls and says: 'Leave home without it!' Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
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Baby Joke
Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love. . . . !
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Doctor Joke
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually. Liz: I'm the examiner!
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Mental health Joke
Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
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Old Age Joke
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily function's. One seventy year old man says, 'I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee. '
An eighty year old man says, 'My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement. '
The ninety year old man says, 'At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow. '
'So what's your problem?' asked the others.
'I don't wake up until nine!' he replied.
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Bizarre Joke
. . 3 million people, 15 last names.
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Satire Joke
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they will think that you are gay. If you stand too far away from someone, they will think that you think that they are gay. b. Three shakes only. Two is unhygienic, four is a wanker. c. If you fart, say 'Whooaa, what a ripper!'d. Don't look. Real men never compare sizes. e. Never use the drying machines or the towels. Walking out with wet hands into the bar looks like the condensation off at least six pitchers.
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Pig Joke
What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?
'Im afraid thats all going to waist. '
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