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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Music Joke
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. 'Help!' cried the cellist, 'I can't swim!' 'Don't worry, ' said the violist, 'just fake it. '
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Dentist Joke
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90. 00. Patient: $90. 00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Dumb People Joke
Man Killed Repairing Truck - April '1
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Police Joke
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, 'Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me. '
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Book title Joke
Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver
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Money Joke
My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'll get enough money for another vial of crack, he takes the bottle home and starts to clean it. He starts rubbing the lamp, when all of a sudden a Jewish genie appears, and being a Jewish genie, he say's to the nigger that he have two wishes. The black guy thinks for a couple of seconds, and quickly says:, 'I want to be white and surrounded by cunt. 'In an instant he is turned into a tampon. Now the morale of this story is:Don't ever expect anything from a Jew without strings attached.
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Dirty Joke
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. 'Private, ' the officer said, 'I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses. ' 'Warehouses?' the private shouted. 'I thought you said whorehouses!'
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