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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Mental health Joke
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, 'I'm not aware of your problem, ' the doctor said. 'So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning. ' 'Of course. ' replied the patient. 'In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth. . . '
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Accountant Joke
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
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Statistics and Math Joke
A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels were across the street from each other and were owned by brothers. One evening, while everyone was out at a bar-b-que, one of the hotels burned to the ground. The brothers got together and worked out a plan. In the remaining hotel, they moved all guests to twice their room number -- room 101 moved to '202
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Weather Joke
What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !
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Assorted Joke
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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School Joke for Kids
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. 'Oh no!' cried the brunette. 'Is he following me?''Yep, ' replied the blonde. 'I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?' said the brunette. 'Yep, ' replied the blonde. 'Is the cop still following me?''Yep. ''Is his lights on?''Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope. . . '
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Dumb Men Joke
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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