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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun runs east midlands and other funny jokes |
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Just for Laughs Joke
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below. He thought to himself, 'Life isn't so bad after all, ' and got off the railing. He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life. 'Thank you, ' he said. 'I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind. ''Dancing? I'm not dancing!' the armless man replied bitterly. . . 'My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!'
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Judge Joke
Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Warped Humor Joke
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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Assorted Joke
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. 'Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, ' concluded the lawyer, 'you've looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury box and honestly believe that if my client had ANY whiskey he would sell it?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !
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Dentist Joke
Patient to Dentist: 'How much to get my teeth straightened?' 'Twenty thousand bucks' Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: 'Where are you going?' 'To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent. '
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Children Joke
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three, ' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'
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Pig Joke
Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.
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