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Cow Joke
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues
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Bar Joke - 1
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time. ' The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. ' The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss. ' The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. 'Oh, no, ' he says, 'Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking. '
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Joke for Holidays
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says, 'I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here'. The next dog said, 'I peed on my masters $'1
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Miscellaneous Joke
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!Doctor: (giggles quitely) So. . . what is the scenery like?Blonde: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened?Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?Blonde: Yes it did. Doctor: And what did these letter spell?Blonde: It said 'Pull'
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Dirty Joke
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, 'What's that?' 'A condom, ' the other lady responded. 'This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. ' 'Where did you get it?' the other lady asked. 'You can get them at any drugstore. ' The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. 'It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. ' The pharmacist fainted.
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Redneck Joke
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dollar bills and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. 'What on earth did you do that for?' shouts Frank. 'You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze!!!'Matt replies, 'What. . . and we weren't?'
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced 'a typical Texas baby' weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, 'Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?' 'Yup, shore am!' 'How much does he weigh now?' The proud father answered, 'Ten pounds. ' The bartender said, 'Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds. ' The proud Texas father said, 'Jest had him circumcised!'
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Halloween Joke
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
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