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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. 'Do you realize what time it is?' she asked. He answered, 'Don't get excited. I'm late because I bought something for the house. ' Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, 'What did you buy for the house, dear?' His answer was, 'A round of drinks!'
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Marriage Joke
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard on the news that over 90% of accidents occur at the home?
A: She moved.
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Bed Joke
Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
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Joke for Kids
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet. Seeing this the dentist said, 'Please don't, you don't need to pay me now'. The patient answered: 'Pay you! I just want to count my money before I'm unconscious!'
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Weather Joke
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
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Ethnic Joke - 1
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.
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