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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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At Work Joke
Employer to applicant: 'In this job we need someone who is responsible. ' Applicant: 'I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible. '
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Aviation Joke
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said 'Hi Jack. 'He shot me.
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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Military Joke
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, 'I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave. ' The cadet replied, 'Not me, Sarge. . . no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!'
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Snake Joke
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
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Dead and dying Joke
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.
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Various animal Joke
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. 'You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!' 'What's he doing with the apples?' the sergeant asked. 'If I told you, ' the woman cried, 'you wouldn't believe me!'
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