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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun rpg and other funny jokes |
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Cat Joke
What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
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Travel and tourist Joke
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: 'How large is the population here?' 'Around 1. 5 billion' -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: 'So, what else do you do here?'
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Aviation Joke
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device, ' when a man remarked, 'Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?'
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Accountant Joke
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: 'This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old'. 'Where did you get this exact information?' 'I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old. '
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Doctor Joke
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said, 'Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. '
'Well, in plain English,' the doctor replied, 'you're just lazy. '
'OK,' said the man. 'Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife. '
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Vampire Joke
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
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Priceless Joke
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.
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School Joke
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
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