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Top 100 Joke
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
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Redneck Joke
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
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Bar Joke - 1
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down for a couple of beers. A few minutes later, a lanky, bow-legged cowboy walked in and said, 'Who owns the big white horse outside?'
'I do', the Lone Ranger replied. 'Why?'
The cowboy drawled, 'You better take care of him. Hešs almost dead from the heat. '
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and found Silver leaning against the hitching post, panting. They got him some water and soon Silver was looking better, but he was still panting.
The Lone Ranger said, 'Tonto, run around Silver as fast as you can and see if the breeze makes him feel any better.
Tonto replied, 'Sure, Kemosabe,' and began running around and around Silver. The Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his beer.
A few minutes later, another cowboy came into the bar and drawled, 'Who owns that big white horse outside?'
'I do,' the Lone Ranger said, 'What's wrong with him this time?'
'Nothin',' the cowboy said, 'But you left your Injun runnin'. '
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Sport Joke
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. 'I can't find any green golf balls, ' the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls. As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, 'Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?''Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!'
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Pig Joke
What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? 'Behave or Frankenswine will get you. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !
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Elephant Joke
What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !
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Math Joke
'Wasn't yesterday your and your wife's first wedding anniversary? What is it like having being married to a mathematician for a whole year?'
'She just filed for divorce. . . '
'I don't believe it! Did you forget about your wedding day?'
'No. Actually, on my way back home from work, I stopped at a flower store and bought a bouquet of red roses for my wife. When I came home, I gave her the roses and said: `I love you. ''
'So, what happened?!'
'Well, she took the roses, slapped them around my face, kicked me in the groin, and threw me out of our apartment. . . '
'What a bitch!'
'No, no. . . it's all my fault. . . I should have said: `I love you and only you. '. '
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