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Redneck Joke
Damn. . . did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah. . . I didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
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College Humor
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red. 'Are you the owner?' she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no' he replies. I'm just the manager. ''Can you get him for me? - I need to speak to him. ' she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't', breathes the manager - clearly aroused, 'he's in the back doing some work right now. Is there anything I can do?''Yes there is. I need you to give him a message. ' she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'Tell him' she says - 'that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room!'
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!
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Camping Joke
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, 'This is the place!'. The other replied, 'No, it's not!'. The first man said, 'Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, 'Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover. '
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Marriage Joke
Cash, check or charge? I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'Do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No, ' she replied. 'But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him. '
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Funny Kids Joke
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
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Very Silly Joke
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, 'Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner. !'The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. 'Yes?' replied the teacher. 'Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?'
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