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King Kong Joke
What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
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Computers Joke
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment. Due to the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine hisposition or course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwrittedsign and held it in the helicopter's window. The sign said 'WHERE AM I'? in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a largesign an held it in a building window. The sign said, 'YOU ARE IN AHELICOPTER'. The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and determined the course to steerto SEATAC ( Seattle/Tacoma) airport and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the 'YOU AREIN A HELICOPTER' sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, 'I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because they gave me atechnically correct but completely useless answer'.
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Fun Joke
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool.
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Redneck Joke
Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
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Joke for Speeches
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake. 'I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!'St. Peter agreed that 35 did seem to be a bit young to be entering the pearly gates, and agreed to check on his case. After investigating, he told the attorney, 'I'm afraid that their is no mistake my son. . . We verified your age on the basis of the number of hours you've billed to your clients, and you're at least 108 years old!'
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Cat Joke
Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
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