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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Children Joke
Little Johnny's teacher asked him, 'Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, 'bitter end' in it. Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, 'Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end. '
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Dog Joke - 1
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?
Terrier-fied !
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Pig Joke
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!
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Weather Joke
How do hurricanes see? -With one eye
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
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Joke Online
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, 'Sarge, why'd you stop?' 'You dumb rookie, ' replied the Sarge. 'He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him. '
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Doctor Joke
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, 'Dan, I have some good news and some bad news. ''Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess, ' Dan replied. 'They're going to name a disease after you. '
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Cop Joke
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her lungs that she 'knows how to use it and will shoot if required. . . . so get out of MY car!'
The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.
Small problem: Her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces further down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly, white woman. . . . . . No charges were filed.
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