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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
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Mother Joke
Three Jewish mothers met for lunch:
'Oi, Oi, have I had a week!' The first cried, 'On Monday my daughter's husband of 15 years, the father of my three grandchildren announces he's leaving her for another woman!'
'You think you got problems?' Exclaimed the second lady, 'My son has left his wife to set up home with the man next door!'
'That's nothing!' Declared the third, 'I've lost my cleaner!'
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Bar Joke - 1
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, 'Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass. 'The second salesman says, 'Watch your mouth! There's a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, m'aam. 'The woman looks at him and says, 'That's OK. I'm a hooker. If I don't move some ass this month, I'm going to lose my furniture!'
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Baby Joke
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
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Worst Joke
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his audience. One night he had just begun the wow finish of his act when he stopped in his tracks. 'Go ahead, ' said the stage manager. 'Eat the shit, eat the shit!''I just can't do it', said the magician. 'There's a hair in it!'
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Irish Joke
Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy 'Jez, that look like Sean' to which Paddy replied 'No Sean was taller than that'
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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall. . . he was pushed.
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Mouse Joke
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
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