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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Kids
What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
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Redneck Joke
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Cop Joke
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. 'What are those knives doing in your car?' asked the officer. 'I juggle them in my act. ' 'Oh yeah?' says the cop. 'Let's see you do it. ' So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, 'Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!'
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Internet Joke
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
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Cow Joke
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the otherblonde, 'Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can't swim. Please tell me how you did this!'The second blonde then says, ' But you ARE on the otherside!'
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Weirdest Joke
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, 'Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD. ''Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD player!' replied the wife. . 'So what. . . have I ever asked why you keep on buying bras?'
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Spoof Joke
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University. . . Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline:FIRST YEARAutumn ScheduleMEN 101. . . Combating StupidityMEN 102. . . You too can do houseworkMEN 103. . . PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shutMEN 104. . . We do not want sleazy underthings for ChristmasWinter ScheduleMEN 110. . . Wonderful Laundry TechniquesMEN 111. . . Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a. m. MEN 112. . . Parenting: It doesn't end with conceptionMEN 113. . . Get a life, learn to cookSpring ScheduleMEN 120. . . How NOT to act like an asshole when you're wrongMEN 121. . . Understanding your incompetenceMEN 122. . . You, the weaker sexMEN 123. . . Reasons to give flowersSECOND YEARAutumn ScheduleSEX 101. . . You CAN fall asleep without itSEX 102. . . Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a showerMEN 201. . . How to stay awake after sexMEN 202. . . How to put the toilet seat downWinter ScheduleMEN 210. . . The remote control: Overcoming your dependenciesMEN 211. . . How NOT to act younger that your childrenMEN 212. . . You too can be a designated driverMEN 213. . . Honest - You don't look like Russel Wong - Especially nakedSpring ScheduleMEN 220. . . Omitting @#%! from your vocabularyMEN 221. . . Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessaryMEN 222. . . Real men ask for directionsMEN 223. . . Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay
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